Strat-O-Matic Report
BOXSCORE: 2007 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2007 Santa Fe Trailer Bitch 7/5/2008
Proctologists AB R H RBI AVG Trailer Bitches AB R H RBI AVG
N.Hopper LF 5 1 3 1 .382 R.Theriot LF 4 1 2 0 .261
W.Taveras CF 5 1 1 0 .309 S.Drew SS 2 1 0 0 .224
J.Vidro DH 3 1 1 3 .315 R.Hernandez C 3 0 1 0 .272
E.Byrnes RF 2 2 1 0 .246 J.Francoeur RF 2 0 1 1 .259
L.Overbay 1B 5 0 2 1 .239 T.Helton 1B 3 0 0 1 .261
A.Hill 2B 5 0 1 1 .266 B.Harris 2B 4 0 0 0 .296
C.Gomez 3B 5 0 2 1 .211 E.Chavez 3B 4 0 1 0 .199
J.Wilson SS 5 0 1 0 .261 K.Kouzmanoff DH 4 0 0 0 .294
G.Laird C 2 2 1 0 .199 C.Beltran CF 4 0 0 0 .241
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Totals 37 7 13 7 Totals 30 2 5 2
Proctologists... 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 - 7 13 0
Trailer Bitches. 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 2 5 3
Proctologists (36-48) IP H R ER BB SO HR PC ERA SCORESHEET
J.Hirsh WIN(8-4) 6 4 2 2 4 3 0 94 3.79 A1 C7
M.Bowie HOLD(2nd) 2 1 0 0 1 2 0 36 2.53 C8 D6
D.Weathers 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 3.33 D7
Totals 9 5 2 2 5 5 0
Trailer Bitches (38-46) IP H R ER BB SO HR PC ERA SCORESHEET
J.Verlander LOSS(6-6) 7 11 5 5 3 6 0 123 4.75 A1 D8
T.Tankersley 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 11 10.32 D9 E1
J.Affeldt 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 22 4.34 E2 E5
S.Casilla 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 4.35 E6
Totals 9 13 7 7 5 6 0
ATTENDANCE- 37,331 DATE- Saturday, July 5th 2008 TIME- Day
T- 2:56
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists:10 Trailer Bitches: 7
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 1 Trailer Bitches: 0
ERRORS- S.Drew, E.Chavez, C.Beltran
DOUBLES- J.Wilson(13th)
STOLEN BASES- E.Byrnes(30th), L.Overbay(2nd), G.Laird(4th)
CAUGHT STEALING- N.Hopper
SACRIFICE FLIES- J.Vidro, T.Helton
WALKS- J.Vidro, E.Byrnes-2, G.Laird-2, S.Drew-2, R.Hernandez, J.Francoeur-2
HIT BY PITCH- E.Byrnes
STRIKE OUTS- N.Hopper, W.Taveras, J.Vidro, L.Overbay, C.Gomez, G.Laird, S.Drew,
T.Helton-2, B.Harris, K.Kouzmanoff
GIDP- K.Kouzmanoff
WEB GEMS- Top 9th: Carlos Beltran robbed Jack Wilson of an extra base hit.
In a lop-sided win the Chainsaw Proctologists ripped the Santa Fe Trailer
Bitches by a 7 to 2 count.
Jason Hirsh(8-4) pitched a fine game. He went 6 innings allowing 4 hits and 4
walks. Overall Chainsaw out-hit Santa Fe 13 to 5.
Justin Verlander(6-6) ended up with the loss. He was unable to control the
Chainsaw offense and allowed 11 hits and 3 walks in 7 innings.
SCORESHEET: 2007 Chainsaw Proctologists at 2007 Santa Fe Trailer Bitches
N.Hopper-A1 A1:Si B1:Si>13 C1:K *6*:L/5 E1:SB>12
Si>2#
W.Tavera-A1 A2:Si+E/5 B2:K C2:P/4 D2:G/63 E2:CS/25>
>13 2o G/34
J.Vidro-A1 A3:Si+E/8 B3:SF/7>3 C3:W>12 b D3:K E3:G/63
>3# 2# # 1
E.Byrnes-A1 A4:W>b1 B4:Si>12 C4:HBP>23 *7*:G/63 *9*:W>b1
12
L.Overba-A1 A5:G/43>2 B5:Si>2o C5:P/6 D5:K E5:SB>12
3 12 13 Si>2#
A.Hill-A1 A6:G/63>3 *3*:G/63 *5*:L/6 D6:Si E6:SB>12
# 23 FO/2
C.Gomez-A1 A7:Si>3# B7:K C7:Si D7:E/6>13 E7:L/5
b2
J.Wilson-A1 A8:Do>1o B8:G/43 C8:L/5 D8:P/6 E8:F/8
G.Laird-A1 *2*:Si *4*:W>b1 C9:K *8*:W>b1
R.Therio-A1 A1:Si *3*:G/23 *5*:F/8 D1:Si
S.Drew-A1 A2:W>12 b B2:W>b1 C2:F/8 D2:K
1
R.Hernan-A1 A3:F/8 B3:Si>12 C3:W>b1 *8*:F/8
J.Franco-A1 A4:Si>2# B4:W>23 1 C4:G/3 D4:W>b1
13 2 b1
T.Helton-A1 A5:P/6 B5:SF/8>3 *6*:K D5:K
#
B.Harris-A1 A6:G/53 B6:K C6:F/9 D6:G/43
E.Chavez-A1 *2*:F/9 *4*:Si C7:FO/3 *9*:F/9
K.Kouzma-A1 A8:K B8:G-DP/5 *7*:F/7 D8:P/6
43>1o
C.Beltra-A1 A9:L/4 B9:F/8 C9:G/43 D9:P/4